Dear Mysterious Benefactor,
You say that Steve, the Dell Computer Kid, is going to be seen even more frequently now, doing commercials for other peripheral equipment? George Orwell was right:
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!!!
"Dr. Watson, get me the needle, PLEASE!!!"
Bob the Bartender, who longs for the days of the lonely Maytag Repair Man and Rosie and her "Quicker-Picker-Upper" Bounty Paper Towels.