...that he was about to take some clothes to the dry cleaners.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
...that today was "Bring your son to work day."
...that the groundskeepers were beginning to complain about him running naked through the graveyard at night.
...the planned dinner had been ruined by a stray kangaroo that entered through the back door of the kitchen.
...Star Trek had been cancelled.