...began to do a strange song and dance he called the Macarena!!
"..which spread like unholy virus among the people & single handedly destroyed the parallel time 1970s"
"Carolyn wondered what she'd gotten herself into when a crazed expression came over Barnabas' face and he...!!"
"asked if her & Will were into swinging"
"pulled a ukulele out from under his coat"
"requested that his coffin be filled with bubble wrap"
