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Episode #0969
« on: April 03, 2010, 06:15:16 PM »
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Complete this phrase: "As the minister performed what he was asked to do at Collinwood, he thought it was the oddest ceremony he'd ever conducted because...!!"

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Re: Episode #0969
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2015, 08:47:13 PM »
"... because the groom was dressed as a theater usher!!"

"... because the groom struck him as nothing more than a cheap, insufferable pig!!"

"... because the wedding couple's attendants and quests, both male and female, were dressed in black and wielding extremely large scepters, and using those scepters to commit acts that he'd never thought possible!!"

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Re: Episode #0969
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2015, 09:04:19 PM »
Even though everyone else was home, no one was willing to come downstairs.
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Re: Episode #0969
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2015, 04:16:11 AM »
"... because the groom was dressed as a theater usher!!"

This point cannot be overemphasized, as far as I'm concerned...!
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Re: Episode #0969
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2015, 05:02:01 PM »
Even though everyone else was home, no one was willing to come downstairs.

Too true!!  [lghy]  [cheers]