Episode #0969

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Sky: Come to me-e-e, Megan, come to me-e-e!
Willie: If there's one thing I can't stand, it's having to show the ropes to newbie vampire victims!  Look Rumson, that's not how it works.  What you gotta do is...

"crawl up into a little ball & if the vamp still gives you a hard time, just tell people you walked into a door"

"play nice at night & then during the day, stick their cane into the toilet!"

"buy yourself atleast a dozen turtlenecks"

Say I just ate three Hershey bars. You want a sugar rush?

   Good one!!   

Thanks, MB!!