Episode #0960

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[Lydia]

Setup:

Bruno: You'll be pleased to hear that I'm planning to make you into my next fur coat, Mr. Jennings.  I've got to get rid of the one that I'm wearing because...

[CallieWL]

...it has fleas.
...it has mange.
...it's haunted by the animals who used to wear the fur.
...it smells like a wet dog.
...it doesn't go with my hair.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

All funny. But -

...it doesn't go with my hair.

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[Uncle Roger]

It made me look like the poor man's Superfly

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   Love it!!   

[Uncle Roger]

Thanks, MB!!