Episode #0948

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
B: "Is the coast clear?"
J: "Yes Barnabas, now you can sneak out of Collinwood without anyone ever knowing that you _______ your _______!"

I can think of a fairly definitive response - but I'm not going there. 

"...forgot to wear your socks again!"

...failed your urine test!"

Left your coffin seat up after you used it last

    


(I wish I still remembered what those supposedly definitive fill-ins were, but I have no clue now.  )

Wiped your fangs on the curtains.

hand-wash your bunny suit in the storm-drain

 , Uncle Roger and RoboQ!! 

Thanks MB!