Episode #0939

[CTP/FITBs]

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

[CallieWL]

Setup:
Carolyn and Maggie stared at each other across the room, Maggie thinking Carolyn should something with her hair, and Carolyn thinking ___________.

[Sara Monster]

"a trained helper monkey would be more qualified to be a governess"

[Mysterious Benefactor]

  

[MagnusTrask]

"I hope she doesn't have claustrophobia"
"if her collars were bigger she could go hang-gliding"(stolen joke)
"she should do something with her brain"

[Mysterious Benefactor]

"a trained helper monkey would be more qualified to be a governess"

That is still just as funny as the first time I read it!! 

"if her collars were bigger she could go hang-gliding"

I remember that collars were big in the '70s, but honestly I was shocked when I saw the size of her collar in this capture:



I bet hang-gliding is just the touch of the iceberg when it comes to what uses it could be put to!!"

[Uncle Roger]

That nice girls don't wear Lollipop underwear

[Mysterious Benefactor]

     Especially if it's made of real lollipops!!

[Uncle Roger]

Those are called Tootsie Pops.