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« on: February 18, 2010, 05:39:33 PM »

:D\:'(

Fill in the blanks: "Carolyn didn't know whether to laugh or cry when she learned ________ would be ________ at her father's funeral!!"


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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2010, 04:01:24 AM »

"Carolyn didn't know whether to laugh or cry when she learned that she would be giving away the corpse at her father's funeral!!"
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2010, 02:26:45 PM »

 [pointing-up]  That would certainly be a new ritual for a funeral. But, hey, these are the Collinses, and they should set the trends, not just follow them.  [wink2]
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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2010, 04:17:30 PM »

...Mrs, Johnson would be singing White Wedding...
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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2010, 06:34:43 PM »

"the reanimated corpse of Jason Mcguire" would be "making a surprise appearance"

"that her mother" would be "setting off fireworks & had arranged for pony rides & circus preformers"

"a group dance on Paul's grave" would be "immediantly following burial"

"Barnabas" would be "tranferring the band Queen (cir 1980) from the future to preform Another One Bites the Dust"

"a giant cake decorated to resemble her father" would be "served to the guests"
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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2010, 10:58:13 PM »

...Mrs, Johnson would be singing White Wedding...

I really want to hear that.
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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2010, 01:40:45 PM »

 [rofl10]
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2015, 08:51:26 PM »

"Carolyn didn't know whether to laugh or cry when she learned Tiny Tim, accompanying himself on his ukulele, would be delivering the eulogy at her father's funeral!!"
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