Are There Any "Signs" Of Crop Circles In Collinsport?

Hey gang,

Mel Gibson's new paranormal flick, Signs," got me thinking about the possibility of crop circles in Barnabas' hometown.  Now, while I know that Collinsport is primarily a fishing village, I believe that Joe Haskell's uncle had a farm outside of town.  In addition, that renowned and avuncular 18th century gentleman farmer, Mordecai Grimes, had a spread of land adjacent to Collinwood.  

Of course, it's hardly likely that the source of any crop circles in Collinsport would be of an extraterrestrial nature.  (There are already enough ghoulies, beasties, and things that go bump in the night to be the source of any crop circles in town!)

So, if crop circles began appearing in either the potato or oat fields, what would they look like?  I think that if Barnabas had a crop circle, it would be in the shape of Josette's music box, as a tribute to his timeless love.

If Roger Collins had his own crop circle, it would probably be in the shape of a brandy snifter in the middle of the circle.

Nicholas Blair's crop circle would undoubtedly feature a circle surrounding a very prominent pair of smiling upper and lower teeth.

Can you think of any other appropriate crop circles for other Dark Shadows characters?  Suggestions for Liz, Willie, Maggie, Adam, the beloved Jeff Clark, Prof. Stokes, Julia, and, of course, Bob Rooney will be most appreciated.

Sincerely,

Bob the Bartender, avid Art Bell listener.

Three guesses who this one represents!!!

Hey Ringo,

Let's see.... Mrs. Johnson, no?  How about Portia Fitzsimmons (a/k/a/ "Lovelady" Powell)?  No way, huh?

Well, if it isn't a representation of the timeless beauty of Ms. Bathia Mapes, I guess that I'd have to go with.....



          Ms. Kathryn Kringstad of Robbinsdale, MN!

Sincerely,

Bob the Bartender, who believes that the great Brian Wilson got it right when he wrote about "those northern girls, who keep their boyfriends warm at night!"

Three guesses who this one represents!!!

LOL! Great one.

Hey gang,

So, if crop circles began appearing in either the potato or oat fields, what would they look like?  I think that if Barnabas had a crop circle, it would be in the shape of Josette's music box, as a tribute to his timeless love.

If Roger Collins had his own crop circle, it would probably be in the shape of a brandy snifter in the middle of the circle.

Nicholas Blair's crop circle would undoubtedly feature a circle surrounding a very prominent pair of smiling upper and lower teeth.

Can you think of any other appropriate crop circles for other Dark Shadows characters?  Suggestions for Liz, Willie, Maggie, Adam, the beloved Jeff Clark, Prof. Stokes, Julia, and, of course, Bob Rooney will be most appreciated.

Sincerely,

Bob the Bartender, avid Art Bell listener.

Great ones!

Julia's would have a medical bag or a syringe.  Mrs. Johnson would have a dinner plate complete with something burnt or dust rag.  That afghan would turn up in one of the crop circles since it shows up everywhere.

Dr. Lang's would be in the shape of a ham and Jeff Clark's in the shape of a turkey.

LOL Nicholas and Angie's would be the pentagram [upside down star in a circle thing]... ooooo spooky

Vicky's would be a question mark.  ?!?

Ang's would be two staring, hypnotic eyes.    

Barn's would be in the shape of a bat.  

barnabas....a huge teleprompter
liz........fireplace poker
julia...a huge valium
bob rooney....a juke box blaring that hip 60s tune
professor stokes......a buffet table
maggie......an even shorter mini skirt
vicki....a bottle of mouthwash
adam.......a carolyn blow up doll

I just came home from seeing Signs. It scared the "crop" out of me
Looking at Mel Gibson for two hours helped.

I just came home from seeing Signs. It scared the "crop" out of me
Looking at Mel Gibson for two hours helped.

Makes me want to run out to see it!

how about Aristede a knife or a bad hat!
Bruno a piano or pimp suit![pimp]

jennifer

Ringo Collins wrote:
Three guesses who this one represents!!!

My first and only guess was........



[size=18]MIDNITE![/size]

(our favoritest bunny gal!!)

Patti

I just got home from seeing it too! Glad I'm in the city and won't have any in my back yard....

Quentin's could be an oldfashioned Victrola.

Harry's could be dollar signs. $$$$  

Oh Patti, think "Bunny Years"!