Episode #0931

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Stokes: He's in very bad shape.  He's almost as sick as I was when...

...when I learned Carolyn was lying about there being a first edition of the Federalist Papers at Collinwood.

...when, in desperation, I ate that cheese I found in the back of my refrigerator.

my legs shrank on me.

I met my niece Hallie