"Philip was beyond shocked when Barnabas informed him that Michael had killed the waitress at the Collinsport Inn because she had told him they were out of ham to make ham and cheese sandwiches!!"
"... that Michael had burned down the town hall with the city fathers inside because he had no tolerance for rules other than his own!!"
"... that Michael had smashed the screens of every TV in Collinsport because he had watched one episode of The Brady Bunch and hated it!!"
