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Episode #0916
« on: January 21, 2010, 11:14:50 PM »
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Re: Episode #0916
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2010, 09:27:57 AM »
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Julia: Elizabeth, what became of Sheriff Patterson?  He went through a couple of medically inexplicable changes, and then he just disappeared, and nobody ever talks about him!

Elizabeth: It happened while you were away.  You see...
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Re: Episode #0916
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2010, 09:31:12 AM »
...after his last change, he looked just like Don Knotts – absolutely irresistible! - so I dressed up in a French maid outfit and went to his office and said, “Do what you will with me, I'm yours!” and he ran away and no one has ever seen him again.
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Re: Episode #0916
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2010, 06:31:56 AM »
...the large breasts he grew became too big a cross to bear for him. 'She' now works as a file clerk at the city dump in Bangor under the name Patty Patterson leading a perfectly normal life.
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Re: Episode #0916
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2010, 12:36:33 PM »
LOL, Robot_Quentin!
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Re: Episode #0916
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2010, 12:54:14 PM »
...after his last change - the one that made him look like Joan Crawford - he went around arresting everybody who drank any beverage other than Pepsi.  So I clawed him to death, and had Mrs. Johnson bury him in the woods.
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Re: Episode #0916
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2010, 08:57:23 PM »
What?!

 [laughing11]

(And love the image of Liz in a French maid's outfit.  :o  I may never look at Liz the same again!  [lghy])
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Re: Episode #0916
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2010, 10:13:00 PM »
Quote from: Lydia on January 24, 2010, 12:54:14 PM
...after his last change - the one that made him look like Joan Crawford - he went around arresting everybody who drank any beverage other than Pepsi.  So I clawed him to death, and had Mrs. Johnson bury him in the woods.

How very forthcoming of Liz!
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Re: Episode #0916
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2010, 10:02:32 AM »
...his last changed turned him into a housefly – a bald housefly, actually.  Roger swatted him – purely by mistake, Roger swears – and we buried him in an old lipstick tube of Carolyn's.
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Re: Episode #0916
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2010, 10:37:35 AM »
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Re: Episode #0916
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2012, 02:32:42 AM »
He turned into a 1923 Maxwell convertible and we fixed him up with My Mother, the Car. They're sharing a two car garage and seem quite happy together.
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Re: Episode #0916
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2015, 10:39:45 PM »
 [pointing-up]  [lghy]  [cheers]
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Re: Episode #0916
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2015, 01:05:23 AM »
Wow, I must have been in a particularly odd mood when I came up with that one!! [snow_wow]
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Re: Episode #0916
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2015, 03:05:21 AM »
But it's totally hysterical - especially if you remember My Mother, The Car.
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