Episode #0281

 

Complete this phrase: "The festivities of the costume party came to a completely unexpected and disturbing halt when suddenly...!!"

... Victoria got the runs.

... Roger took to rapping everyone on the tops of their heads with his knuckles, because they weren't paying enough attention to his bad jokes.\

... Barnabas stopped speaking or moving because he felt sure someone would want to carve a statue of him.

"Roger's pants became too distracting"

"Willie drank all the Claret Cup & began hitting on Mrs Stoddard"

"Barnabas pushed Burke into the fireplace"

"a hive of killer bees was discovered under a chair"

"Barnabas pushed Burke into the fireplace"

   That would do it!

all the ladies antique corsets let go at the same time.

... Ralph Kramden showed up as the Man From Space!!

 

all the ladies antique corsets let go at the same time.

"..followed by them all giving a relieved "AHHHHhhhhh.." & then ordering the men to get them some beers instead of the weak sugary booze!"

...the staircase started telling how its dear friend, the Grand Staircase on the Titanic, had given up a seat on a lifeboat so that a young stepladder could be saved, and the stepladder then...blah humble footstool blah evil dumbwaiter blah enchanted exit ramp blah...

Viki blew a stinker which enveloped the entire room.

...everyone got food poisoning from Willie's cooking

the Grand Staircase on the Titanic, had given up a seat on a lifeboat so that a young stepladder could be saved

 

The smell of mothballs finally got to everyone.

... ghostly disembodied yodeling broke out.