Dear Fellow Dark Shadows Fans,
I just loved it when Nicholas banged on Maggie's front door in the middle of the night, explaining to the confused and half-awake young woman that he sensed that she was in trouble, so he had to naturally rush over to aid her in "her moment of need."
I'll tell you, it's a good thing that Maggie did not notice that Nicky B. "just happened" to be perfectly attired in his three-piece suit, even down to his stylish gray gloves at 3:00 in the morning. You'd have thought that Nicholas would have been in his robe, slippers and jammies (battleship gray, of course!).
Nevertheless, with his usual aplomb, Nicholas was able to "jive talk" the lovely and ingenuous Ms. Evans. I think that Nicholas may even be better than Barnabas or Julia in his ability to dissemble.
Of course, we all remember how little Pinnocchio's nose grew progressively longer when the puppet lied. Well, I have to wonder whenever Nicholas told a "fib," do you think that that prominent "widow's peak" at the front of his hairline, located on the top of his forehead, got progressively longer every time Nicky "fibbed," eventually getting to the point that the "widow's peak" extended all the way down to his eyebrows (thereby, giving Nicholas the "Leonid Brezhnev, one-continuously-long eyebrow look)?
Sincerely,
Bob the Bartender, who thinks that Collinsport's favorite warlock might want to pluck his eyebrows a la Gloria Swanson in "Sunset Boulevard" or Michael Jackson in "Thriller."
