Episode #0846

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Kitty: So we have an agreement: you got Carl and you get Quentin, and I get Edward.
Pansy: That's right, luv, and you can ‘ave Judith too, if she ever comes ‘ome.  But wot I want to know is, which of us gets _______

... winded first.
... eggroll.
... penicillin.
... Oscar.

... Oscar.

Oh, very neat!