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« on: September 25, 2009, 09:58:45 PM »

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Complete this phrase: "Aristede was completely dumbfounded when he learned...!!"


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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2009, 06:29:43 AM »

basic arithmetic
, as an infant, how to walk and drool at the same time, or rather didn't learn
that everyone wasn't just jealous like mommy had said
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2009, 05:15:18 PM »

"Aristede was completely dumbfounded when he learned that there WAS one form of torture he hadn't yet learn to master...how to cook really hideous boiled puddings to serve to his victims!!"
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2009, 11:31:29 PM »

...Petofi could have removed that unsightly mole years ago!
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2015, 02:59:27 PM »

That being an assassin is not a marketable job skill.
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« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2022, 01:37:00 AM »

a tomato was technically a fruit, but legally a vegetable
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2022, 09:41:00 AM »

that people found him dumb
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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2022, 03:42:06 PM »

one of the I-ching wands could be used as a back scratcher
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