Episode #0850

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
GT: "Quentin, I could almost swear that you keep ________ in those pockets of yours!"
Q: "Well, now you're not getting any!!"

California lactose-free cheese & tofu burritos