Episode #0845

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:P
Quentin displayed his Adam's apple in a time-honored ritual which heralded the arrival of the year's newest crop of Josette clones.   Meanwhile, Barnabas, who was slowly going insane, picked up a(n) _________ and __________ with it.

...picked up a paper clip and began picking his teeth with it.