Episode #0838

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:
QC: "I don't want to hear another word.  We're going to settle this like civilized human beings.  You will ____."

"... shoot each other dead."

"... sing 'Beth, You Is My Woman Now', Count, and Beth, you throw brandy in his face.   It won't solve anything, but I'm bored."