Episode #0845

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
It was Quentin's cunning plan that if he sat very strangely for enough hours, __________ would attach itself to ___________!

...the chair would attach itself to his bum, and he'd never have to stand up again!

Well done, I didn't think anyone would be able to fill that one in!

Thanks, Magnus!  (Go figure!  I usually can't come up with anything for two-blank captions.)