Hey gang,
These are some especially inspired literary works for the good Dr. Hoffman to comtemplate writing. I particularly enjoyed: "Men Are From 1795;Women Are From 1967," "Dude, Where's My Coffin," and, of course, Connie's extremely kind and glowing words of praise for Julia's "All the Men Who Want Me."
By the way, Connie, I find it fascinating that you're affiliated with the Selby Institute For Tantric Awareness. Tantric Awareness, is that possibly like the ancient concept of "Tantric Sex"?
I understand that the normally reserved Roger Collins still laments the fact that he and his former wife, Cassandra Blair-Bouchard, never had the occasion/opportunity to engage in some wild, uninhibited "tantric sex." And, as far as Dr. Lang's "super" man-made creation, Adam, is concerned, well, we can only imagine how enthusiastically the big guy would have thrown himself into some "tantric sex" during some romantic, rainy afternoon in his West Wing room.
Sincerely,
Bob the Bartender, card-carrying member of the Legion of Decency.
PS The SpellCheck feature does not recognize the word "tantric." Perhaps, "tantric" shoud now be added to the dictionary.