"a BIG ROUND BOOTY, you must gain atleast 30 lbs immediantly!"
"a little woman to kneel by her man's side & serve as a cupholder"
"pork pockets..And no, I don't mean a dirty nickname for a part of the female anatomy, I mean literally: PORK POCKETS, warm bits of heaven & man's greatest creation! That's all you really need in life, just pork pockets."
"you to dress in Princess Leia's metal bikini slavegirl outfit"