"burned down the 3rd floor of the Old House while trying to build a candle-powered jacuzzi"
"completely forgot why, in Sam's name, he had gone back in time & had hence decided to hide under some coats & hope that somehow everything worked out in the future"
"gone pantless for 2 whole nights before someone informed him of his error"
"lost 2 grand in misguided decision to play poker with Quentin & now had to find a way to have money wired from the future"