"Note to self: Create multiple evil afghan throws & send to various houses around Collinsport in the future"
"I really should HAVE been a mother..If only I would have had more time alone with Mr Not-Tonight-I-Have-To-Have-A-Headache-While-I-Stare-At-Josette's-Portait..Huh, 103, is that a normal temperature?"
"Don't borrow linens from HELL, I'll have to remember that for next time"