Episode #0816

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
TS: "You'll stop laughing at me when I have my magic Hand again!  I really think if I ask nicely, Count Petofi will give it back!   I could give him a $10 reward for finding it or something!"
Q: "Oh Shaw, you ____________!!"

Q: "Oh Shaw, you gorgeous hunk of imbecility!  Come on up to my room and we'll talk about it, and I might even give you a $10 finder's fee!!"