"Mpregs are the creation of delusional fangirl writers, Aristede. So very likely I am carrying twins that will bear an extreme likeness to Harry Potter & Jensen Ackles."
"Either a llama or a zebra..I was quite intoxicated & had loss my glasses that particular night at the zoo."
"Not sure, but if it looks like Quentin, I want my lawyer & Maury Povich on the phone immediantly, Aristede."
"Look, just get my Pepto-Bismol & shut up."