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« on: June 30, 2009, 08:57:30 PM »

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Complete this phrase: "When Quentin fell asleep on the settee in the drawing room, he dreamt the worst nightmare imaginable to him - that...!!!"


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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2009, 12:21:09 AM »

When Quentin fell asleep on the settee in the drawing room, he dreamt the worst nightmare imaginable to him - that he was impotent.
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2009, 06:02:05 AM »

"When Quentin fell asleep on the settee in the drawing room, he dreamt the worst nightmare imaginable to him - that... well, let's face it, no nightmare could compete with his real life!!!"
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2009, 07:28:17 PM »

"the family had rehired the clown from his 6th birthday to attend his upcoming party"

"the future would be filled with slightly reworked versions of all the jerks he knew in present!"

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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2009, 07:37:58 PM »

 [laughing4]  And #2 is almost too true to be funny.  [wink2]
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« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2014, 02:25:19 PM »

Women ignored him in favor of Lyle Lovett
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