Episode #0809

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Being inside a boy's body brought back to Petofi memories of his own boyhood, and his happiest memory was of when he had...

...aspirations of being evil whenever he grew up.

...having TWO hands to do with as he pleased.

Being inside a boy's body brought back to Petofi memories of his own boyhood, and his happiest memory was of when he had dozens of girls oohing and aahing over him, instead of the millions of ladies who EWWW!!! at him now as an old man.