Do we know that Quentin even wore underwear?
Atleast none of his own, anyway..
"Evan was extremely confused when Trask proposed that their next scam should be to...!!"
"customize Barbie & Ken dolls to vaguely resemble characters from Twilight & sell to teenage girls on eBay"
"take over the world, with the help of 2 lab mice"
"with the help of Barnabas Collins, whom unexpectly offered aid, block out the sun over Collinsport"
"replace the tomb stones in all of Collinport's cemeteries with cardboard cutouts & resell to neighboring towns"
"start a magazine called
Playgirl, with the help of Quentin Collins & some underwear.."