Episode #0804

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

(Keep in mind that Edward thinks he's a gentleman's gentleman.)

Set-up:
E: "Oh, please let me out, sir!   I'm tired of ______ in the nightstand and ______ in the dresser drawer!"