Episode #0804

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
CDT: "What a tragedy that this hat must cover my fine head of hair..."
Count Jamison: "Always with the hair!   I'll ________ if you don't shut up about it!!"

"...I'll zap you bald if you don't shut up about it!"