"poptarts were made of people"
"Quentin was a robot" (I DO like the username, btw!
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"Grandmother was actually a puppet, operated by Edward"
"squirrels were building a nest in your head"
"that your life was secretly being filmed & broadcast as a reality show"
"that your ventriloquist doll was alive"
"aliens had given you a special suit with magic powers"
"that the Chinese mafia was after you"
"that cousin Barnabas was a vampire"