Episode #0776

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

"Judith! Why did you tell Trask that I looked like a ______________? That was a _____________!!"

Judith! Why did you tell Trask that I looked like a Hackett?  That was a pathetic attempt at insulting me—I look just like Joshua Collins.  Everyone knows that!!