Episode #0773

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:
In an attempt to shoot the hair off his chin, Evan accidently shot __________.

In an attempt to shoot the hair off his chin, Evan accidently shot J.R..

(and anyone younger than 40 probably won't get this 80s television reference... but I haven't had much coffee yet this morning)