Episode #0772

 

Complete this phrase: "Charity was flabbergasted when her mother confessed that in her youth she'd...!!!"

...she'd once almost thought about holding hands with a boy from school.

or

...she'd had a roll in the hay with the entire junior class, which consisted of her father's brother Jimmy Dean and his much older, rather slow uncle, Bobo Trask.

"Charity was flabbergasted when her mother confessed that in her youth she'd once had sex with the good reverend Mr. Trask!!!"

   I almost said that more or less.

"Charity was flabbergasted when her mother confessed that in her youth she'd almost gone through with traveling forward in time to have sex with every member of the 1994 Denver Broncos." (sorry for the South Park reference)