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Episode #0770
« on: May 03, 2009, 09:43:35 PM »
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Complete this phrase: "Dirk was shocked to learn that Barnabas' plan for him included...!!!"

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Re: Episode #0770
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2009, 01:37:15 AM »
Dirk was shocked to learn that Barnabas' plan for him included yet another round of "99 bottles of beer on the wall", because Dirk totally messed it up last time.
Have you ever had the sensation of being stared at? Like somebody was staring at you and you couldn't see them? Because I just had that feeling now. Somebody was looking at me. Looking right through me.

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Re: Episode #0770
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2009, 03:05:53 AM »
...included housekeeping chores at the Old House.

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Re: Episode #0770
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2009, 03:11:14 AM »
"Dirk was shocked to learn that Barnabas' plan for him included Barnabas farting in his general direction!!!"
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

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Re: Episode #0770
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2009, 02:01:38 AM »
"being his bitch"

"taking all the redirected hate Barnabas had towards someone named 'Jeff Clark' "

"sending him to the future to retrieve a change of underwear"

"being the son Magda & Sandor could never have"

"werewolf scratching post"

"a dress, dark wig, an open mind & a music box"

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Re: Episode #0770
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2009, 02:25:14 AM »
"Dirk was shocked to learn that Barnabas' plan for him included being a one man audience for the nightly recital of Shakespeare's soliloquy from Hamlet currently in progress!!!"

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Re: Episode #0770
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2009, 05:32:33 PM »
"sending him to the future to retrieve a change of underwear"

"werewolf scratching post"

LOL!
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Re: Episode #0770
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2009, 08:21:18 PM »
 [laughing4]  Particularly these two:

"werewolf scratching post"

"a dress, dark wig, an open mind & a music box"

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