Episode #0765

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Judith: Damn – I mean, dear me – the wind's coming from the north-by-northwest.  That means we'll have three days of the ghost(s) of _______ Collins, and we won't be able to use the drawing room because (he/she/they) will ________

...Abigail Collins, and we won't be able to use the drawing room because she will be nagging about how the family has given in to the Devil by allowing a werewolf, Satan's even more favored pet than the cat, to roam the house.

...Gabriel Collins, and we won't be able to use the drawing room because the smell of weasel emanates even from the great beyond!!!