Episode #0753

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Tim: I don't know why you're so upset over Dorcas Trilling’s death, Charity.  Everyone in the school, with the possible exception of your parents, knows she was...

... a dork. (Obvious, I know.)
... voted in her graduating class in high school 'most likely to be dismembered'.
... wolf bait.
... Mighty Mouse.

 

Tim: I don't know why you're so upset over Dorcas Trilling's death, Charity. Everyone in the school, with the possible exception of your parents, knows she was really Eric Fitz in drag.

...boffing your father.

The secret of the crying game.