Episode #0741

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Sandor had found what he was sure would be a far safer place for Barnabas to keep his coffin than either the secret room in the mausoleum or the basement of the Old House, but Barnabas objected to it because...