the alternate script

Julia: "David, try to remember...what was on the tape?"

David: "I can't! I can't remember! I can't think! I'm just a stupid kid! AND, I've been...."

Julia: "...stricken by the dumb soap opera character disease???"

David: "Yes!" (Eyes glaze over, drool forms at lips.)

Julia: "GASP!" (Eyes widen in surprised look of shock. She  then gets a look of steely resolve.) "YESSSSSS, this is obviously going around. I must be careful".

David: "Grgggllleeeahhh...."

Julia: "Let me get you a sedative, David."

Maybe we're lucky they HAVEN'T re-made DS in a present day setting - TLM might be known as DJ Snoop Dave Diddy, and ya KNOW  the  cRap-ola that would be on that 'CDR'!

and Angie's portrait would be restored via Photoshop!