Julia: "David, try to remember...what was on the tape?"
David: "I can't! I can't remember! I can't think! I'm just a stupid kid! AND, I've been...."
Julia: "...stricken by the dumb soap opera character disease???"
David: "Yes!" (Eyes glaze over, drool forms at lips.)
Julia: "GASP!" (Eyes widen in surprised look of shock. She then gets a look of steely resolve.) "YESSSSSS, this is obviously going around. I must be careful".
David: "Grgggllleeeahhh...."
Julia: "Let me get you a sedative, David."