"How LONG has this thing been following me around?!?"
"In light of our no-cut taping policy, I would now like to preform the 2nd Act of MacBeth."
"Quentin, for the LAST TIME, I am NOT starring in your dirty movie!"
"Should the lens cap be on?"
"Uhhhh...Oh-NO! A gypsy has taken away my ability to speak!..."
"Viewers at home, the studio is on fire & they will not let us leave! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! Please call 911 immediantly!"