Episode #0722

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
Carl: "I'm working on my social skills!   I've decided that this is exactly the right distance to scream into somebody's face from!   Aren'y you impressed?"
Judith: "Did you know __________, Carl?"

Judith: "Did you know your breath smells like clam shells, Carl, and that I love the smell of clam shells? Are you aware that I wash my clothes in clam broth?"

Judith: "Did you know I carry a pistol, and that I believe population control begins at home, Carl?"

That I can legally have you committed

(Good one rog, and extra points to janet for originality and strangeness, and that's a compliment coming from me!)

Much appreciated, Magnus!