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favorite lines of dialogue
« on: February 02, 2009, 08:42:03 AM »
this bit fascinates me for some reason, and cracks me up

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Episode 342

Vicki:     Julia, Dr. Woodard died last night.

Julia:     Dave?

Burke:   I'm sorry. I know that you were old and close friends.

Julia:     Dave...is dead?

Vicki:     I'm terribly sorry.

Julia:     How? Tell me how he died.

Burke:   Well, we don't know but it looks like...

Julia:     Looks like what? Tell me, I've got to know.

Burke:   Well, he...he could have had a heart attack.

Julia:     Heart attack, yes, a heart attack. He was too active, much too active. I told him so...I told him.

Burke:   Dave was one of the healthiest men I ever knew!

Julia:     Yes, very healthy. How...how could he die? How?!
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Re: favorite lines of dialogue
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2009, 02:44:59 AM »
Funny that you mention it. The disc I'm currently watching contains this episode and I also was taken with this scene. Classic Grayson grimacing to boot.
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Re: favorite lines of dialogue
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2009, 06:45:25 AM »
I always get the feeling she is intentionally trying to trip herself up because of her complicity in Dave's death ... but it's a great speech :)
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Re: favorite lines of dialogue
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2009, 03:42:08 PM »
Forgive the bumping of an old thread, I'm just in the middle of collecting quotes & wanted to share a few. (And perhaps gain a few more if anyone else decides to post.)

Willie: "Oh, they're so pretty, jewels are. Sometimes you can tell how pretty they are just by touching them. You don't even have to see them. You know just by touching them..how beautiful they are."

Roger: "Alright Kitten, let me get out my score pad and we'll go over the guests who are still ensconsed here."
Carolyn: "Well, Jason is still here."
Roger: "Check."
Carolyn: "But Willie Loomis has gone."
Roger: "Oh bravo! You can't keep the jet set down can you? Tell me, did he accept an invitation from the Prince and Princess of Monaco or could he simply not stand another one of Mrs. Johnson's famous boiled dinners?"

Barnabas: "..And there's no reason for you to walk around with that gun in your hand!"
Willie: "I don't like being in this house by myself."

Willie: "He isn't the only one she's interested in you know, she likes me too!"
Barnabas: "Where did you ever get that insane idea?"
Willie: "Don't you call it insane, Barnabas. She likes me. She's even been to the house to see me, more than once, so how do you like that?"
Barnabas: "What are you talking about?"
Willie: "Eh, You didn't know Maggie & I were so friendly did ya?"
Barnabas: "Willie, we'll deal with your mental abrasions later."

Willie: "I could work myself up into a real good job and then certain people could have respect for me!"

Barnabas: "Why are you laughing at?"
Willie: "Oh Barnabas, you're talking about all the people except the one that conserns you the most.
I mean, the experiment, Vicky, Adam, who you don't mention much is Julia! And she's the one you need the most."
Barnabas: "Obviously. I can't..put together the parts of a body into a human with life."
Willie: "Barnabas, you just don't get what I'm sayin'."
Barnabas: "Are you being profound?"
Willie: "No, but you're acting like a man who's secrectary is missing. And I know that's how you don't feel.
I mean, Barnabas, you're more than just worried about Julia."
Barnabas: "For a specific reason."
Willie: "Well that's all I'm sayin'!"

Willie: "Maggie, you gotta watch out for Barnabas. Now I mean, take care of him, you & Julia.
'Cause I don't wanna feel bad about leaving him, he's all alone now.
I never knew how awful it was to be alone, til I wasn't."

Will Loomis: "Ah, but you see, I must you warn you, we're a family that enjoys privacy. You see I'm writing a new book."
Carolyn Loomis: "Ha-ha-haaa!!!"
Will Loomis: "Well I AM. This week, definately. So you see, I'm gonna be pretty busy." (drinks)

Judith Collins: "Turn off that gramophone, it's driving me mad."
Quentin Collins: "Perhaps that's why I play it."

Pansy Faye: "If you turned down the lights, You'd make feel alot better & I'd look alot better! Ha-HA-HA-HA!!! That's a joke!"

Carl Collins: "My Pansy, she's a wonderful girl. She's beautiful & refined, cultured. She's English!"

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Re: favorite lines of dialogue
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2009, 06:33:03 PM »
Some great quotes in this topic. I may steal, um, borrow some of them for the second round in the quotes slideshow.  [snow_wink]

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Re: favorite lines of dialogue
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2009, 06:52:52 PM »
Yes, wonderful quotes!

Quote from: Sara Monster
Barnabas: "Willie, we'll deal with your mental abrasions later."
Mental aberrations.   [snow_wink]

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Re: favorite lines of dialogue
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2009, 07:02:32 PM »
Grayson looks as if Julia is having a severe attack of gastritis in the "Dave ... is dead?" scene.  LOVE it.

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Re: favorite lines of dialogue
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2009, 08:05:50 PM »
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Mental aberrations

THANK YOU. With no captioning, I write down the quotes as I hear them, but with MY spelling.. [crazd] mistakes are quite common.

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Re: favorite lines of dialogue
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2009, 02:23:44 AM »
Barnabas: "Josette, look at me, my dear. Look at me. Look into my eyes. All I want is to make you happy, you know that don't you?" "Yes." Barnabas: "Then you must never be frightened of me. Ever."
Maggie: "Frightened?"
Barnabas: "You were frightened of me once. So frightened that you ended your life on Widow's Hill."
Maggie: "Widow's Hill?"
Barnabas: "You didn't understand. I didn't want to harm you. Do you understand that now? Tell me. Tell me you understand. I've been waiting to hear you say that for so long."
Maggie: (flatly) "I understand."
Barnabas: "Tell me that you know that we're going to be happy together. Tell me you know how happy we're going to be."
Maggie: "Yes..yes."
Barnabas: "You don't know what that means to me to hear you say those words. You can't know."
(goes to kiss her hands)(she pulls away)
Barnabas: "Well don't be frightened of me. You said you aren't frightened of me, you aren't are you?"
Maggie: "No."
Barnabas: "You want to be my bride. You want it as much as I do."
Maggie: "Yes."
Barnabas: "I remember the first time I saw you. You couldn't speak a word of English, a beautiful dark girl of 18. My job was to teach you English. Those hours we spend together were the happiest of my life. And we will relive them again & again as time goes by. Time will mean nothing."
Maggie: "Nothing."

Jason McGuire: "People are still wondering what happened to him, you know. Where did he go? Oh-where, oh-where has Paul Stoddard had gone, oh-where, oh-where can he be?"

Doctor Woodard: "It may be some comfort to you to know that a great many people share your dislike for giving away your blood."
Barnabas: "Now in a way, isn't that understandable? Afterall, blood is the lifeforce. It reaches into the deepest recesses of both the heart & the brain. It is the familiar of our complete being. To surrender even one drop of it is to suggest a parcel surrender of one's utmost self."
(Real subtle there..)

Barnabas: "Oh doctor, please be careful."
Doctor Woodard: "Oh, what do you mean?"
Barnabas: "Well from what I've heard, a very dangerous man is interested in what you're trying to do."
Doctor Woodard: "So it would seem."
Barnabas: "I was told that the man, who broke into your office, is of tremendous strenght."
Doctor Woodard: "If 'man' is the proper term, one should use, to describe him."
Barnabas: "Oh, and what term would you suggest?"
Doctor Woodard: "I don't know. Beast, maybe. Although a beast would never do the things that are being done. You know, it's the particular malignance of the human spirit that's required to provide the potental for such corruption."
Barnabas: "Yes, I know what you mean. Whoever he is, he most certainly be, at one & the same time, more than a man & less than a man."
Doctor Woodard: "You seem almost sorry for him."
Barnabas: "Sorry? No, I'm not sorry. The truth is I loathe him. I loathe him very, very deeply."

Willie: "Barnabas, please! Let me go away. Far away, please!"
Barnabas: "But I need you here. You know that."
Willie: "They're gonna find me!"
Barnabas: "Find you? Are you lost?"

Willie: "I don't understand. If you're so worried I'll betray you, why'd you let them take my blood? Why?"
Barnabas: "Oh Willie, you have so little faith in me, don't you?"
Willie: "Faith?"
Barnabas: "Did you really think I would betray you?"
Willie: "what?"
Barnabas: "Did you think that I'd be more unloyal to you than you are to me?"
Willie: "I AM loyal."
Barnabas: "And you think that I am not."
"Willie: I only know that you let them take my blood."
Barnabas: "Yes, I let them take the blood." (takes out the slide & looks at it)
Willie: "What's that?"
Barnabas: "A deliate flower painted on glass."
Willie: "You switched the slides! You changed them!"
Barnabas: "You forgot that I paid a visit, a few days ago, to a doctor's office. Any number of indubious blood slides were made available to me at that time."
Willie: "And the doctor, he won't find anything?"
Barnabas: "Heh, let's say he won't find 'anything' very important."
Willie: "And they won't come after me!"
Barnabas: "Did you think I would let them come after you?"
Willie: "Oh-no. No, I knew you wouldn't let anything happen to me!"
Barnabas: "You knew nothing of the kind."
Willie: "Yes-yes I did, I knew you'd protect me."
Barnabas: "No you didn't. You didn't know it then & you don't know it now."
Willie: "What?"
Barnabas: "I protected you then. I may again and then again, I may not."
Willie: "Uhh..You will. I know you will!"
Barnabas: "We shall see. We shall see.."
(Mind Games 101)

Barnabas: "Maggie?""
Maggie: "What did you say?""
Barnabas: "I was calling Maggie.""
Maggie: "That sounds like a servant's name. But I don't remember one named Maggie.""
Barnabas: "Forgive me. I forgot. She was here for awhile but now she is gone..forever.""
Maggie: "Who was she?""
Barnabas: "No one of any importance. Her name will never be mentioned again."
(Burn!)

Willie: "Give in."
Maggie: "Give in?"
Willie: "It'd be easier."

Barnabas: "What are you doing with this tool? Be careful, it's very sharp. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself, or anyone else. I wouldn't want you to hurt anyone. But perhaps you were trying to hurt one. Perhaps you were trying to hurt me."
Maggie: "No!"
Barnabas: "Perhaps you were trying to destroy me!"

Vicky: "Oh, isn't that pretty. What is it?"
Barnabas: "Why, it's a music box. It's been in the family for generations."
Vicky: "Beautiful! Does it still play?"
Barnabas: "Yes, would you like to hear it?"
Vicky: "Oh, yes, please."
(music plays)
Vicky: "It's lovely. I reminds me.."
Barnabas: "Of what?"
Vicky: "..of the past. Of a long, long time ago."
Barnabas: "Yes, it does."
Vicky: "Ha, I'm being much too much of a romantic."
Barnabas: "Oh, not at all. Not many young girls feel very happy about the past. And the past is very beautiful VERY beautiful."
Vicky: "Yes, I'm sure it was."
Barnabas: "Well, I watched your face just now. While you listening to the music. You seemed very transfixed."
Vicky: "I did?"

Carl Collins: "Always did have the looks in the family. Yes, I suppose that's why he was Grandmother's favorite when we were children."
Judith Collins: "And Grandfather's too. Grandfather used to sit him on his lap & say 'This boy is much too good looking to die from old age.' "
Carl Collins: "Oh..'Killed by a woman.' That's what he used to say, 'No doubt about it, Quentin will be killed by a woman.' And Grandmother used to say: 'Oh Grandfather, stop talking such nonsense!' "
Judith Collins: "Stop talking nonsense!"
Carl Collins: "Well, I was only saying what Grandfather said!"

Carl Collins: "Quentin, where is Judith & Edward?"
Quentin Collins: "Judith is dreaming about her money. And so is Edward."

Gregory Trask: "Your sister has told me, in confidential alcourse, that you are unusually high-strung."
Carl Collins: "WELL, I AM NOT! Honest!"


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Re: favorite lines of dialogue
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2009, 02:55:27 AM »
(still collectioning quotes as I'm watching episodes)

Barnabas: "Oh, if only Eve hadn't gone back into the past to get that book for Vicky. You see, Vicky took that book back into the 18th century when she went there & so Eve brought it back into the present."
Magda: "Eve..Vicky..Who are these people?"   [scrdy]

Beth: "Quentin, perhaps when all of this is over, we can take a trip somewhere."
Quentin Collins: "The only trip we're gonna take is to Hell."
Beth: "Stop speaking like that, Quentin."
Quentin Collins: "Know of any other way?"
Beth: "And stop drinking please! It's not good for you."
Quentin Collins: "Oh, we got to keep condemned man healthy for the execution, don't we?"

(looking at a book from 80 years in the future)
Aristede: "Look at the clothes the people are wearing!"
Jamison Collins/Count Petofi: "You WOULD notice that wouldn't you, Aristede?"

Count Petofi: "Quentin! I'm sure YOU'LL have a drink!"

Count Petofi: "Open the coffin."
Aristede: "Open it?"
Count Petofi: "You think I had you dig it up to admire the woodwork?"

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Re: favorite lines of dialogue
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2009, 03:43:25 AM »
A line that I've always found terribly ironic was when Judith is sitting down with Kitty and Edward for the announcement of their engagement:

Judith: You must tell me all about your plans.
Kitty and Edward: *glance at each other and laugh* 

But the joke was on Judith, because unbeknownst to one another, both Kitty and Edward were dead broke, and the only plan they'd be making is to live off dear sister Judith in Collinwood. 
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Re: favorite lines of dialogue
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2009, 03:47:30 AM »
Grayson looks as if Julia is having a severe attack of gastritis in the "Dave ... is dead?" scene.  LOVE it.

I just watched this two days ago. She was highlarious. Grayson looks striking and I think the short hair made her look somewhat older.  Yes she was mugging for days....I was rolling.  I also laughed my head off when she was by the water fountain and the hands were reaching out to her.  She went "OOOOH" and then screamed like death....I rewound it about ten times.
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Re: favorite lines of dialogue
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 03:49:05 AM »
Quentin has many awesome quotations in 1897 but one of my favorites is when he first meets Barnabas:

"I'd suggest you start talking. Five minutes go by rather quickly when a man is about to die"

Also Petofi has tons of awesome lines. One of my favorites is when Aristede is begging for mercy as G. Blackwood pursues  him and Petofi says:

"You're wasting the few precious moments you have left"

Also G. Blackwood had some notable quotations. My favorite is

"I have one and only one warning for you-- STAND ASIDE"

to Evan Hanley.
"I am the law sir ... I have one and only one warning for you-- STAND ASIDE"

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Re: favorite lines of dialogue
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2009, 07:39:37 AM »
I continue to suspect that Violet Welles (sp?) was responsible for the great dialogue in 1897 even though her name isn't on many of the episodes I'm thinking of.  I heard here that she often wasn't given credit.  She also seems to be the big new factor on DS at that time.
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Re: favorite lines of dialogue
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2009, 09:23:23 PM »
My new favorite line:

RT Roxanne: “You could have devoted your life to a serious study of the occult instead of being some freak who can tell the future.”
“You could have devoted your life to a serious study of the occult instead of just being some freak who can tell the future!”--RT 1970 Roxanne.