"..Quentin would inherit father's premature male-pattern-baldness, and then HE would become the hottest Collins male."
"..fake vomit was removable."
"..Grandmother had overlooked the whole 'exploding pie in the face' incident when she had made out her will."
"..Cousin Barnabas liked all the rubber spiders he decorated that old coffin down in the basement with.
"..no one in the family EVER looked under his mattress."
"..the hot new Governess was into him."
