Episode #0707

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

set-ip:
Sandor: "Now you just seet there on that weird piece of turn-of-the-century furniture, Mr. Carl, and theenk about what you haf done!"
Carl: "I only ________ your wife's ________!   In New York they consider that sophisticated!"