"Quentin was horrified when Dr. Reade called to inform him that...!!!"
"if his severed toe wasn't found within 48 hours, there was no hope of having it reattached."
"the liquid in Carl's squirting flower has proved to be toxic & Quentin should make out his will."
"a lack of booze in the house is NOT a medical emergency & he should stop calling their office."
"gramophones have been shown to cause severe hearing loss."
"men are NOT SUPPOSE to have those...!"