Now it's the Old House that's shown backwards in the voiceover.
I so want Judith's brooch.
as a vampire, you'd have to be a monster ALL the time.
Not to mention dead. Yikes!
You'd need a helmet to protect yourself from the insults flying about Collinwood, such as--
Judith to Quentin: "I shouldn't advise you to break things you can't pay for."
And (about locking the door to Edith's room): "You'll probably go outside and try to scale the wall."
Barnabas to Quentin (about why he hadn't mentioned his gift to Edith before) "I was too busy defending my good name, thanks to you."
Judith while looking at Quentin (about letting Barnabas visit Edith): "The sight of a
gentleman might do her some good."
Quentin to Edward (referring to Rachel): "Your new wife? No, no, too pretty."
Edward (after Quentin asked Rachel if she's married): "Would it make any difference to you if she were?"