Episode #0656

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
D: "Let's play master and mistress of Collinwood again!  I've found an old sort of how-to magazine under the bed in Quentin's room that explains the whole thing!"
A: "I'll get the ________, and you get the ________!"