If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

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If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

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If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

« on: September 23, 2008, 01:23:01 AM »

Barnabas had Julia and Professor Stokes. They were his problems solvers.

Elizabeth had Frank Gardner and her own personal shopper.

Roger had the local liquor store.

Who else?


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Re: If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2008, 01:28:46 AM »

Professor Stokes and Wyndcliff are definitely on Collinwood's speed dial. What other numbers do they need?


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Re: If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2008, 01:49:52 AM »

The graveyard keeper! They always seemed to need him whenever someone was walking around who shouldn't be.

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Re: If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2008, 02:08:35 AM »

Coffin Delivery, if it's not there by sunrise, it's free....

Staircase Control, sort of like Animal Control... if your staircase goes wandering off, don't trust a gypsy to deal with it. SC will lasso your out-of-control renegade staircase, bring it down, tranquilize it, and bring it home or your money back.

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Re: If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2008, 11:14:36 AM »

Did Julia ever hypnotize the Old House staircase to make it forget the time it spent in Nicholas Blair's house?


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Re: If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2008, 05:08:25 PM »

HELLOOOO

They were always calling the Sheriff's Department!!

(They would have the Sheriff's direct number, no first dial 0 then yada yada...these were COLLINSSSSSES!!!)

Obviously, the name of an employment agency, such as GovernessRUs.

Carolyn would have the Todd's Antique shop on her phone.

(And I can picture David programming Mrs. Johnson's kitchen phone with Julia Child's number!!)

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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2008, 01:18:23 AM »

On Carolyn's phone:

~~Joe~~
~~Burke~~
~~Buzz~~
~~Adam~~
~~Tony~~
~~Chris~~
~~Jeb~~
~~Sebastian~~
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Re: If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2008, 01:55:58 AM »

Julia would need the drug companies for a restock of sedatives.


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Re: If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2008, 01:59:15 AM »

Like Roger, add Quentin for the local liquor store.


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Re: If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2008, 02:57:01 AM »

, Nelson Collins


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Re: If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2008, 05:23:40 AM »

Quote from: Lydia on September 23, 2008, 11:14:36 AM

Did Julia ever hypnotize the Old House staircase to make it forget the time it spent in Nicholas Blair's house?

That knowledge of everyone's business that the staircase carries is a ticking time bomb. Eventually it will write its memoirs, and then just look out, boy.


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Re: If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2008, 05:28:40 AM »

1. Sunnydale Buffy Summers
2. San Fransisco The Charmed One's

Did it have to be someone on the show. Of course if they had these gals I would say it would be a boring town!!


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Re: If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2008, 05:46:51 AM »

Quote from: Taeylor Collins on September 24, 2008, 05:28:40 AM

2. San Fransisco The Charmed One's

I think it would have to be Mom on speed-dial, maybe with Stokes... they weren't even the Charmed Fetuses yet...


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Re: If they had speed dial at Collinwood, who would be on the list. On who's phone.

« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2008, 05:52:36 AM »

Probably Grams! She would have cleaned the floor with Nicholas or Angelique! I loved Grams! I thought we were just talking universe. I didn't think it mattered what time peroid as long as we were still in the world of DS.